From the Time Anus desk:
A couple married 25 yrs celebrate by staying at the same hotel as they did on their Honeymoon. As she undresses she asks her hubby, "What did you think the first time you saw me naked?"
He says, "I wanted to fuck your brains out & suck your tits dry.”
Then as she removes her clothes she asks, "And what are you thinking now?"
He replies, “I’m thinking how it looks like I did a pretty good job."
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I guess this is a fine place for Joke of the Day. Good job on your time anus.
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