From the Plug The Hole desk:
There are far too many college bowl games. Currently watching the New Era Pinstripe Bowl from Yankee Stadium and the place is maybe half full. MAYBE. When you're pitting Iowa St (6-6) vs. Rutgers (8-4), what in hell do you expect? Six loses gets you to a friggin' bowl game? What a prank. No wonder most of these games don't even sniff a sellout. Who wants to drop $60 (for the worst seat in the house) to see 4 quarters of mediocrity? $60 buys you 2 whores in the Third World. I mean, if you're gonna fuck off some money, FUCK OFF SOME MONEY.
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