From the Country Boys Can Survive desk:
I am currently trying to decide between Yankee Candle Company and an abortion clinic as a potential future place of employment. Both are walking distance from my current living situation, meaning I could get some nice exercise going to and from work each day. With one gig, I'd be forced to deal with the almost unbearable stench of cinnamon all day long. With the other, I'd be juggling urine samples and slinging around boxes of condoms. As you can see, both sound amazing. Decisions, decisions.
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