From the Happiness Is Corn desk:
1) To completely demolish someone someone as graphically as a giraffe abortion
I hope the Brazilian Soccer Team gives them a nice giraffe abortion in the Confederation Semi-Finals
2) To suck at something so horribly, its as if you're sucking an unborn giraffe fetus out of its mother's womb
DUDE! I suck giraffe abortions at this math thing yo.
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Here they come to snuff the rooster.
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