
From the Happiness Is Corn desk:
Tebowmania has resulted in far too much negative backlash from naysayers and non-believers. What I find so hilarious is the very people who go out of their way to proclaim their rights to believe as they choose, are the very same people climbing atop Tim Tebow's head and shitting all over the guy because he's outwardly Christian. Why not just have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up?
Dude's a pretty damn decent fella. If his religion is what fuels said behavior, more power to him. He's making wonderful use of his fame, using it to help thousands of others on a very personal level. He lives in hospitals, visiting sick kids. He goes to prisons and speaks to inmates, trying to help them turn their lives around. He travels to foreign countries like the Philippines, Thailand and Croatia to not only speak about his beliefs, but to also assist overworked doctors on relief missions. Oh yeah, he also spent his entire $2.5 million rookie signing bonus on various home building, famine & education charities. Wow, what a son of a bitch.
I have never been a fan of Denver and I typically spend my Sundays in my easy chair rather than a pew, but I cannot even begin to express how much I love that Tebow just beat the Pittsburgh Steelers in the 1st round on the playoffs. His victory pisses many douchebags off on a very personal level, and I like that very much. Go Broncos.
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