Kick The Chair

From the  Kick The Chair  desk:

Well Respected Member of Community: http://i.imgur.com/0uh0R.jpg

Batshit Crazy Bum: I thought you hated Hardees

Well Respected Member of Community: Hardees breakfast is fine when they send coupons.

Batshit Crazy Bum: They send coupons every week. You are the one who goes on and on about how you don't touch Hardees with a fiddy foot pole tho. I have locked this photo in for when you go on and on about that again.

Well Respected Member of Community: Burgers are the worst tho.

Batshit Crazy Bum: Who said anything about burgers?

Well Respected Member of Community: Lil early for your insane ranting don't choo think?

Batshit Crazy Bum: What are you talking about? You act every day like is a clean slate for you ignoring all of the things you have spewed over the years. Facts are facts. You can't go on and on about how you are the king of never eating Hardees and everyone else eats so much Hardees then send a pic of eating Hardees and not get called on it.

Well Respected Member of Community: I never said I don't like Hardees breakfast and you knowit but your significant mental disorders cause you to twist the truth to no end. [Worth noting that it is well documented and factual the many times he has gone on about how everyone loves hardees and he hates it and won't touch it, which eat what you want, a cheap Hardees breakfast is what it is but when you spend your life spewing venom you gotta expect to get called on it]

Batshit Crazy Bum: I haven't twisted anything, these are facts and reality.

Well Respected Member of Community: You wouldn't know a fact if it bit you in the nose.

Batshit Crazy Bum: Insain. I deal in facts and don't try to act like the past doesn't exist. I don't say crazy radical things then I don't have to straight up lie and say I didn't say them and the world is not dealing in facts. Own up to the venom you spew man.

Well Respected Member of Community: Only one constantly running your mouth is you.

Bastshit Crazy Bum: You can't possibly believe that. Do you need me to send you a couple gigs of logs?

Well Respected Member of Community: You act like Donald Trump man

Batshit Crazy Bum: You don't have any grip on reality do you?

Well Respected Member of Community: Because I am a respectable member of the community and not a batshit crazy bum? Sure why not

Batshit Crazy Bum: Unlike you who talks about how great you are but spews insain venom, my actions speak for themselves. I don't have to preach to anyone who will (and won't) listen that I am some great well respected person.

Well Respected Member of Community: http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/large/angry-desk-flip-l.png

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I'd say the bums won that round.

The Bums will always win, you hear me Lebowski!?

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