All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental, especially those stunningly apparent to them and anyone who knows them.

Doc Brown's Toilet is here to provide the Internet's finest sporadically updated humor from the dark recesses of life and the mind. The Doctor has ordered you to increase your daily intake of fun by a minimum of 30%. Failure to do so will result in six cats, biscuit poisoning, and an addiction to mindless online games. Don't be that person.

Here they come to snuff the rooster.